As these have been conceptualised in line with their usual facetious-tongue-on-dockers-clad-butt-cheek offerings, do not send on to people who take themselves too seriously.
They've also introduced a create-your-own e-card function which, as evident below, I thoroughly abused last night.


(As kids, we'd call people who didn't keep their fasts 'kotchcows'. I don't know the etymology behind this one)
