And in yesterday's news:
A man holds a Department of Home Affairs official hostage with a toy gun. The 21-year-old had been waiting for two years to get his official ID. On Wednesday, his frustration reaches losing-marbles-point, he hurricanes into the offices, grabs the supervisor, and barricades himself with her in an office for six hours. Click here for the whole saga.
I would give this guy a kidney if he needed it. Hell, even if he doesn't, he can keep it in a pickle jar in his tv-cabinet. I relate to you, brother. While your ordeal of waiting for two years bears nil comparison to my lousy two months waiting for a drivers license test date, I stand with you comrade.
It's only a matter of time before those phone-jockeys down at the Randfontein testing station get a nice war-story of their very own.