The Zuma rape trial continues, and every day we are treated to more delightful boucheès of information. If it wasn't enough for us to hear that a woman wearing a knee-length skirt is giving out strong sexual signals, Mr Zuma presents groundbreaking research in court stating that he showered after intercourse to minimise his risk of contracting HIV/AIDS. Sheesh man, we've been having all these manic debates about ARVs vs beetroots and potatoes, when all the people really needed to know was that a good suds and scrub would sort them out sommer shup*.
Before being sacked as deputy president last year, Mr Zuma headed the
government's National Aids Council and the Moral Regeneration Campaign.
*souf efrican for "effectively"