'Coz apparently some people give a fuck about this kinda stuff : let it be known, Shah Rukh Khan is still amongst the living.
"News" of his death spread virally through the medium of the 'forwarded email', causing wide-spread anxiety and great alarm. Countless women in office blocks the country over donned mourning mantles and proceeded to name their godchildren Shah Rukh/Rahul as a tribute to the fallen bollywood icon. A sense of utter bereftness cast its pall, for no longer would that devillish smiled and floppy-fringed goofball run on powder-snowed slopes in his that-is-so-hot-ya-Polo muscle-tee with arms outstretched in gayful glee lipsyncing to "aaahhhh...ah hah hah ah hah hah....".
Fortunately, News24 tracked down the perpetrator of the cruel, cruel hoax; one Aman Singh, before any distraught fans could commit suicide by arad-poisoning while clutching their Kuch Kuch Hota Hai/K3G special edition dual-dvds.