'Coz apparently some people give a fuck about this kinda stuff : let it be known, Shah Rukh Khan is still amongst the living.
"News" of his death spread virally through the medium of the 'forwarded email', causing wide-spread anxiety and great alarm. Countless women in office blocks the country over donned mourning mantles and proceeded to name their godchildren Shah Rukh/Rahul as a tribute to the fallen bollywood icon. A sense of utter bereftness cast its pall, for no longer would that devillish smiled and floppy-fringed goofball run on powder-snowed slopes in his that-is-so-hot-ya-Polo muscle-tee with arms outstretched in gayful glee lipsyncing to "aaahhhh...ah hah hah ah hah hah....".
Fortunately, News24 tracked down the perpetrator of the cruel, cruel hoax; one Aman Singh, before any distraught fans could commit suicide by arad-poisoning while clutching their Kuch Kuch Hota Hai/K3G special edition dual-dvds.
4 comments:
Oh my god! the man is stil alive? Jus wnt people 2 knw i didn't spend the whole weekend watching shah rukh khan movies as a tribute to the man. Also that life size cutout of him i bought has been sent back. Damn emails, il nvr believe in fowarded messages again(",)
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
dont front you closet bollywood lover :P I know you harbour secret affections for heretic roshan and the clan.
hehehehe.
M.
ok, i never got that email...but den again i may have deleted it treating it like junk mail!!!!
But honestly after doing some 'research' on the topic and now realising how big a thing this email hoax was, i felt the need to care a little about this whole epic incident.
Honestly though, i'm finding it really dificult to care 4 it either way :)
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