My bedroom is in darkness and I sent my mum an email earlier to remind her to buy new globes, her response;
"Did you have a lightbulb moment? Hahahahaha!"
I have this proclivity for falling asleep in the car in the mornings when I'm not driving to work. As much as I may be ruining my chances at snagging a spouse here, I have to be honest and admit I'm not an attractive sleeper; mouth open, head lolling from side to side, no prince charming is going to want to exercise his chivalric muscle.
"When you fall asleep like that, you look spastic. The other commuters must think I'm on my way to drop my daughter off at Special School."
Ah, I love my mum.