I know you've all been thinking it. But he's the only one who's been brave enough to blog it.
Yes, I am a Blue Person.
We Blue Persons have been oppressed for centuries by anti-cyanites who will not allow us to re-settle in the homeland promised to us by the BIG BL-- millenia ago.
Incidentally, our promised land is Greenland, which is 81% ice-capped. It's chilly, obviously but it's home.
Anti-cyanites have long maligned our people, attributing our tones and complexions to questionable sexual practices involving asphyxiation. They have written us down in history as baby-eaters and unscrupulous businesspeople, and made us scapegoat for every wrong in civilization's evoloution. However, the stigma is gradually falling away and many of us are finding success in the entertainment industry, our only challenge being the big-budget sfx productions, where we can't work in front of the blue-screens for obvious reasons.
The Blue Persons Solidarity Front is a collective of like-minded Blue Persons who believe that cyan-toned individuals in all their hues can successfully integrate into greater society by embracing progressive ideas while maintaining their Blue Person values.
We also call for Microsoft to change the background colour of their "blue screen of death" to something else, a gentle peach perhaps, as we find this association offensive and deeply anti-cyanitic.