Wednesday, January 24, 2007

can (and) did camera

So a certain bean-counter with a cause dared me to blog this:

Mandatory celeb-shmoozing with Presley Chweneyagae of Tsotsi fame/infame at the Vuka! awards last year. Best caption in the comment section wins a years-supply of email powerpoint forwards. (the brief is funny not nasty. meanie jibes will be deleted.)

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

No we know why you going to gym such an important resolution for you....................

saaleha said...

congrats anon on being the first meanie:)
i wont delete your comment.
agreed, why else would i go to gym? are you one of those sick freaks who think exercise is some sort of an amusing past-time?
but hey, its no biggie (haha, a little fat humour for you), i still manage to fall under the weight restrictions on bridges so i'm not too concerned at the moment.

Anonymous said...

I look at the last two pics you posted, think a bit... But I rather not say anything!

saaleha said...

let us not start a comment-war anon. or i'll track you down and sit on you.


:)mwah.

Anonymous said...

Who is the hot chick? And the other guy looks famaliar too.. More details?

arshad said...

Hel Saal..
Kewl PiCs.
Any Idea Who's Hidding Under That BIG FAT ANONYMOUS sign.
Hehehe.. I Like the Way U Handlng Him OR Her.
Any Way anonymous,Who Ever you Are,
Why are You Such A Coward?
Dont You Have The Guts Or Ballz To Reveal yourself? Or wat R u Just AfrAid Of Whhat people Will say About U???? Hmmm

The K-man said...

Hey Hey Hey. Rubbing shoulders with the famous hey. Well thats before he (Presley) became a real tsotsi, fraud is a crime lol. But cool pics. Who are the suspects in the line up?

Oh and ignore anonymous hiding behind his or her digital anonymity. Im thinkingits a guy by the writing style. Marvellous how you handling him, remeber sticks and stones, sticks and stones. :)

Zahera said...

Saaleha, can i just say i think youre very pretty! mashaAllah :-) not only that but you seem like a great girl, and you have amazing wit! A girl with beauty and brains. So sod anon (although i get the feeling you dont really care- you shouldnt anyway) and go twirl a fork in him/her ;-) lol.
Oh and im not just saying this cos of anon- I mean it genuinely :-)

I dunnae know any of these people, sorry *looks sheepish*

Fatima said...

There's a hot hot hottie lurking here.
Her name is Saaleha.
She's a hot hot hottie.

Ok ok.
Anonymous is hiding something (weight issues perhaps by bouncing his/hers weight issues onto Saaleha?). Which is why he/she is anonymous.

Ok enough of my nonsense.
And K-Man stole my quip about about Presley becoming a real Tsotsi :( No fair. :(

Bilal looks like a relative of mine.
hehehehehehe :P

SingleGuy said...

Presley became a real Tsotsi? When did that happen?

I am going to reiterate the words of fatima and zahera...and it's not cos I'm being nice for a change...oh and it also has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single...or becuase of a certain "challenge"....But yeah...you could be considered "hot".

queen_Lestat said...

aaaaaaaaaahhh the bloggers have come to life.

*hides further*

you guys are all so cute... and real too :)

*waves a pocket watch around* you're all getting sleepy...
IDoNotExistIAmSimplyAChimeraOfTheNet

PS Figured the pasta_passionate non Blaaaaah one, but the rest?

M Junaid said...

Dorothy :"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

Insipid said...

Think billy boy needs a haircut............

Priya said...

See saal, you do some celeb smooching yourself. Kinda fun, huh?
And I reckon you out witted the Anon Meanie into hiding - just where it belongs.

bibi-aisha said...

Anon is def one big loser.za,u r rite.havin met saals recently,shes one gr8 chica.beauty,brains and personality. Cool life saals-u n bilal hobnobbin with sa's pin-ups. Umm..wasnt the brief to cum up wif a captn?i just woke up so wnt even try!

Anonymous said...

Saals, you are HOT! Skinny women are not attractive in Africa! Here woman need to be nice and curvy;)

Anonymous said...

I have warts BTW ;)

saaleha said...

ta guys:) Frios from VIDA E CAFFÉ on me:) drop me mail when you're in my area.

other other anonymous - warts you say? have you tried sulphur or is that a cryptic clue that you're francophone? Fi-fi? that you?

Anonymous said...

Hey anon, You mom still squatting redwoods?

Anonymous said...

Anon's mom is a crack whore and she dont walk right since make those buttman movies.

saaleha said...

i don't think we should be bringing any one's mummy into this.

:)

bilal said...

so, you did it hey..
ignore the anonymous meanie- you are just lovely;)
but you have a knack of attracting these freaks:p
i think you should moderate comments on your blog.

@other other anonymous:
the OTHER HOTTIE in the pic is a Uganadan national.
and the OTHER HUNK is a soon-to-be-famous actor!

@other other other anonymous:
i agree to a point- skinny women are maybe more attractive from a eurocentric mindset! But so is skimpy dress, cleavage and the rest.. our woman (African/Muslim) are dressed modestly so you wouldnt really see much shape anyway...

@fatima:
maybe we are related!

@insipid:
my hair is not long- its just a bit curly!

deadcrab said...

Hubba hubba!! :P

The K-man said...

That anonymous person is schizo. Completely nuts. Just ignore.

kimya said...

hey!

but then i already said this before: saaleha bamjee is beautiful :) iv loved the collage of profile pics that have added to your kaleidoscope of worded expressions/ completing the masterpiece essence that is electricspaghetti's soul :)

as for anon, well.. losers shroud themselves in spoilt identity.. theyre not able to see or feel real beauty and theirs is a life of the walking dead!

bye4now cutie pie *mwah!*

queen_Lestat said...

"Heeeeeeey what's wrong with curly hair?",said the girl who wrote 1200 words on it:P

mazozo said...

Lol im gonna say it like all the others Saaleha you look beautiful:-) lol i even passed over the stars heh you where main attraction in picture lol

Too anon:Take a hike dude remember we bounce our insecurties on others as such here's looking at you and laughing dude

Caption: Hobbnobbing with a star tsotsi. Looks like life does imitate art

Fatima said...

indians are always related bilal.
somehow. somewhere.
lol

r said...

LoL at fatima. its so true. Id rather not think about it too much though, you might find out you're related to your husband/boss/the weirdo who works at the local indian supermarket...

saals: has the head swollen much yet? LoL. hey we could all use those confidence boosters! seriously though girl, from one curvy chick to another.. *r yodels into a hairbrush* "we are beautifuuul, no matter what they sayyy.. words cant bring us dowwwn..."

mazozo said...

LOL remember r that song sung by one aneroxic chick....

hehe *evil grin*

Bilal said...

wow:)

fatima- i am an african:P

Fatima said...

u're still a charo under that guise bilal :P don't try to run away from it :P

M Junaid said...

What happened to the first picture ? did the RCF (randaree censorship foundation) infiltrate your blog?

r said...

christina is NOT anorexic!!

isheeta said...

Ive seen the profile pic before, and the new pic here just adds added value to what we already know.... you're beautiful, saaleha, fuck anon. Pretty smile and so modest!! As far as weight issues go, somebody needs to have their eyes lasered! wake up anon, this is what real, normal women look like, and this is what real, normal men want. sheesh! Im sick and tired of people thinking we should all look like malnourished models of milan. funny rebuffs, saaleha lol

the guy who writes this crap said...

Presley Chweneyagae? who's Presley Chweneyagae? the only famous person I see in that pic is that girl from that electric pasta blog thingy...

mazozo said...

christina is ahe is ahe is! LOL hey did i win the power point presentations? lol doesn't look like anyone else tried

Ek Anjaan Ladki said...

youre very pretty mashallah :) and this isnt to further massage the go ;-)

as for the first anon-im guessing you rejected him somewhere down the line..;-)

now..as someone who isnt familiar with the rest of your crew, who r the other guys?

and a general comment on those who post as "anonymous" - i think theyre losers and personally dont feel the need to reply to them at all (regardless of what theyve written). the way i see it, if they have something to say, the least they can do is type A name into the text box, no matter if its real or not.

saaleha said...

blog to live or live to blog?

Jammy said...

Don't get it.. saaleha is gorgeous and a damn good writer. Keep it up.

Profane. Profound. What's your poison?