Monday, June 04, 2007

Of shivering loins and heaving dirtypillows...


S: how do u write sex though? dont want it to be all smarmy
S2: true
you dont want it porno
nor do you want it mush
or a weird combination i call "morno"
S: yeh...i hav no clue...all this writing...im outa my league
S2: which is kinda like mills and boons
S2: a mix of mush and porno, but where you're saying "more? noooooooooooo"

12 comments:

Fatima said...

Lol!
*tears in my eyes*
That's the funniest thing I've read all week!

You make me funny bones giggle

Anonymous said...

Lol. I've read plenty of those trashy books. But i have to say it was for educational purposes! Rather that then scope. Lol good one! Girl_interrupted

S said...

still can't get over the heaving dirtypillows ;)

!Joe! said...

morno is mushy porno, hmmm...is that achievable? :) i think that, if you had to watch one of those, you would need tissues made from condom material when crying at the mushy bits...weird morno collateral:) or does morno mean the guy says "you complete me" while he and his woman shag away?
Or am i taking it all too literally? i can never spot sarcasm and innuendo...

FU said...

heaving dirtypillows?

you mean heaving funbags, right?

Priya said...

we can do it saal and su! it may be morno, but why limit ourselves... we can do something totally different

Waseem said...

I dont think there is a good way to write sex, its either smutty or porno, the best you can go for is erotica i guess. What would be the need to write about sex though?

saaleha said...

remember Carrie, her mom and dirtypillows? That King, what a writer.

well Waseem, a couple of us are involved in a romance writing project - i know morno supréme - so we were debating the merits of ex/including sex scenes and how they should be 'done' if they were 'done' at all.

:)

!Joe! said...

if you are going to include "it" in your writing, i would like to see the words "hooters," "jugs," "joystick" and "buns" somewhere in the mix...:)

Ruby :) said...

hmm, for some reason, this reminded me of Sex and The city..

zee said...

hmmm...the merits of including sex...hmmm, well... u could sell a few more books that way no?

mario said...

lol Sawleeha :)
no wonder u asked me about 'óof' :P

Profane. Profound. What's your poison?