Friday, September 28, 2007

Tell me God doesn't have a sense of humour...

... and I'll direct you to the front pages of South Africa's major national newspapers to disprove you.

- A warrant for arrest issued for our National Police Commissioner Jackie Selebi by National Director of the National Prosecuting Authority Adv Vusi Pikoli (who's been suspended incidentally). Selebi is the Head of Interpol. Cue canned laughter.

- Our sick Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang is reported to have 'seen the light' in this morning's edition of The Star. Hundreds of clueless homeless people were bussed off to Pretoria yesterday to participate in a mass prayer session for the newly-livered troubled soul. One of the indigent participants said he did not know who or what he was praying for, and only went because he was told he would get food there. I suppose the homeless are generally safe around kleptomaniacs. After Tshabalala-Msimang took communion, and imbibed the spirit (something which she is obviously not unaccustomed to) The Star reported her saying, "I am feeling completely revived and energised... I am not going to let up in continuing to discharge my duties to help improve the quality of life of all South Africans."
God save us. It's not funny anymore.

9 comments:

Muhammad said...

it's so sad its funny...


WTF is up with Government?!?

mazozo said...

Hmmm more Like WTF is not up with Government.

They suspended Pikoli this guy had convictions up by 85 percent

Bibi-Aisha said...

I have no idea why I thought u stopped blogging. Aah, the political entertainment that is SA

Anonymous said...

aaah... the joys of living in a b-grade soap opera

aksn1p3r said...

Im pretty sure if we start a BlogParty we can win the election someday seeing as we have mime artists, clowns and scapegoats as officials.

Major_chip_hazard said...

And now the president is getting ambushed....our lovely country

aksn1p3r said...

id like to see that uncanned :D

Ta^KiLLa said...

GOvernments were created so that newspapers and newsbroadcasts could exist..

Cmon the just doin their bit..

Daily Sun headlines rock.. "Magogo raped by tokolosh"

Priya said...

makes me want to jump off the nearest building, bridge, cliff...wahtever is neaby.
blck humour is only so black

Profane. Profound. What's your poison?